Valenwind - 24.Orly?

Title: Valenwind

Theme #:  24.Orly?

Dedication: Elesil

Disclaimer: I do not own, square enix does, me so very sad at this ;_;

Rating: Funny and fluffy

Author's Notes: A VERY late b-day present for Elesil, she had wanted something funny so here it is, I hope she likes ^_^. I hope this hasn't been done before, the last thing I want is to be a copycat O_o. In case anyone is wondering Chaos and Hellmasker.




"Orly?"

"Yrly!"

"Orly?"

"Yrly!"

Vincent's eye twitched and he pulled at his hair, gritting his teeth. Chaos and Hellmasker had been going on like this for the past hour. Cid, who was sitting next to him, eyed him curiously but said nothing about the strange behavior as he took another swig of his beer.

"Orly?"

"Yrly!"

"Orly?"

"Yrly!"

"Shut up!" he screeched, causing Cid to jump in surprise and nearly fall off his stool and the entire bar to grow quiet.

Vincent sighed in relief as the two demons went quiet, surprised by the sudden outburst seeing as their host was normally quiet. Cid blinked and eyed Vincent as if he'd grown a second head.

"Ya alright Vince?"

"I'm fine."

"Kay."

Vincent glanced at Tifa when she set down some sort of liquor in front of him but he shook his head and pushed it away.

"Orly?"

"Yrly!"

"Orly?"

"Yrly!"

Vincent let out a groan and let his forehead fall on the counter with a loud thump, which caused Cid and Tifa to eye him with concern.

"What's wrong Vincent?" she asked quietly, pushing the liquor back towards him.

"Chaos and Hellmasker...they've been having a debate for the past hour, saying the exact same thing over and over again." he mumbled, keeping his head on the counter and rubbing his temples. "It is most infuriating." he grumbled.

Cid raised and eyebrow at this. "That won' help Tif." he said pushing the liquor away from the gunner. "But I think I know what will."

At this Vincent raised his head and looked at him, a glimmer of hope shinning in his   crimson eyes. "Anything...just make them stop." he whimpered as the two demons continued.

Cid grinned mischievously at this and suddenly Vincent found himself regretting his words. He was about to say something when Cid suddenly grabbed the front of his cloak and pulled him close, crashing their lips together. Vincent's eyes were wide as saucers and a surprised sound escaped him. His confusion only lasted a few moments before he returned the kiss, wrapping his arms around the pilot, too engrossed in the kiss to realize that his two demons had gone quiet.

Chaos grinned and high-fived Hellmasker. "Mission accomplished." he purred as he settled down, reclining against Galian. "Its about time those two got together."