Zack: Omg, I just learned that baby oil dissolves condoms! What does it do to babies?!
Angeal: This may come as a surprise puppy, but babies and condoms are made of different materials.
Angeal: It’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condoms, babies defeat baby oil and condoms defeat babies.
Zack: ….this has been more informative than the standard ShinRa sex ed class.